mitchwagner:

New York Comics Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.



▼ Reshared Post From Bruce Baugh ▼

Someone at New York Comics Con chose Every Johnny Depp Character for his cosplay.

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

That last one!

(Source: daenerystarscaryen)

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah

(Source: humortrain)

Brilliant weekend up the coast last weekend with my amazing girl ☀️🌴😊❤️ #weekendaway #girlfriend #thebae #gottastopsayingthatword #amazing #beautiful #diamondbeach #ramadaresort #forster #NSW #summer #beach #love #sun #north #coast #nikon #snaps #selfie #photoception

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

onlinewifey:

teacher: eyes on your own paper

me: bitch i only have eyes for da paper

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Which system you play on Xbox One or PS4?

detective-comics:

Por qué no los dos?

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